Fairy Tail – Thumbnails

This comic may be controversial. I am in love with my friends but I do not want to be able to continue having sex with them. What's the best thing about cockroaches, you ask? They're too busy with complex thoughts to be able to reach a consensus. Let me be honest. I'm certain that most people who read this comic aren't going to be able to believe what I'm saying. A majority of them won't be able to believe what I'm saying. They'll argue that the comic is a dumb silly character who's not even a human being and the whole concept is ridiculous. It's not and it's actually true. I'm not the real deal. I'm a joke. My idea of amusement? Fucking my friends.