The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Game Review

A lot of people have wanted to see an ending to The Stanley Parable.
We assured them that it didn’t need more content, that it was perfect as it was and as it was already the ideal number of different endings.
What a shameful swath of lies.
It was obvious to us. We knew it were lying but we were able to do it. That shame has weighed on our lives for years.
There’s no longer.
We must fix this by letting our shame be released. Give us our shame, for you to wear it instead. It’s sickening.
From the deceivers who brought you the award winning indie game The Stanley Parable comes The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is an upgrade to the game’s original version that features more content, more endings, more whimsical adventures of the two most best buddies Stanley and the Narrator. The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe will be available on PC and consoles on the 1st of January in 2019.
Tastefully seasoned with the regretful remorse for having misled hundreds of faithful fans many years.
It’s all over. It’s over.


Review by atomic heart ballerina xxx